I’m sorry. For never believing I had shoulders broad enough to fit into that cape. Instead, I found a more … Continue reading Phoenix
At first impression I thought we picked up in the middle of where we left off in our last lifetime. … Continue reading Zero Hour
I’ve been searching for you in every man that I meet. Unintentionally flexing my wit so they could be impressed … Continue reading Chopping Block.
You didn’t need a good sense of direction to find the Do Not Disturb sign hung on the doorknob. But … Continue reading Graveyard shift
I wanna stop seeing my psychiatrist. I’ve gotten to know each of the disorders I’m suffering from quite personally and … Continue reading Mr. Potato head
Thick waist, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything. Thick hips, thick bacon, thick accents. … Continue reading Thick everything.
I’ve waited in my fair share of lines to find out first hand. But I’ve never allowed what I can’t … Continue reading You can’t buy sunflowers with food stamps.