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That fresh batch of bird shit that landed on your windshield when you drove outta the car wash isn’t coincidence-it’s … Continue reading assholes anonymous
That fresh batch of bird shit that landed on your windshield when you drove outta the car wash isn’t coincidence-it’s … Continue reading assholes anonymous
Thank you. For the back hand compliment, You were better off offering a left hook. That way I would of … Continue reading I had no idea you were so well spoken.
You couldn’t help me keep it up if pixar let you borrow all the balloons from ‘up.’ You couldn’t get … Continue reading Last call for sapiosexuals.
I watched you. You convinced me at an early age, colored girls had no right to sorrow. Bessie sang the … Continue reading How does royalty stomp in the mud with grace?
ain’t made for everyone. Type to give ya Goosebumps, cure the hickups, lower fevers, raise standards. You were a big … Continue reading This kinda love.
and had no shame about it. it was this day. 7 years ago. I remember because i had never done … Continue reading i came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods.
There’s an everything must go emotional liquidation feel to the end of your late 20’s. What will happen if you … Continue reading The greatest mind fuck.
I love that you believe in me but i hate that i can let you down so easily. These words … Continue reading sentimental mood.
We can get ice cream together, listen to music, and travel galaxies. Go from puppy love to full grown to … Continue reading You cute but are you down with the revolution?